There are certain people that you might convince yourself you won't spend the night with.
But you probably will. And here they are.
Illustrations by Ruby Lang '17
1. Your hall mate
2. Someone in your seminar class that always says really impressive things but then after you hook up you're too nervous to participate in the class at all. It's like they can see it all over your faces.
Maybe they can!
3. Someone you have absolutely zero things in common with but they have really ~dreamy eyes~
4. A freshman. It happens.
5. A senior. Big bed!
6. A vegan (Protip: Pretend you love squash!)
7. A DJ
8. Your TA (For the record: This probably won't help your grade but maybe worth a shot?)
9. Someone from Tinder
10. Someone who's name you can't really remember but you swear you almost got it