MEET A PREFROSH
PATRICIA MERLINO '18
KIRA - NEW YORK - UNDECIDED

Method: Did you post a bio on WesAdmits?
Kira: No.
Method: Why?
Kira: I’ve honestly never heard of that before.
Method: Spell “kombucha.”
Kira: Oh, God… “q-u-a-m-b-a-c-h-a.” Right?
Method: Right. And define it.
Kira: I have no idea.
Method: Do you think that Roth is doing enough to stop squirrel vagrancy?
Kira: That’s a good question. My heart is with Roth, honestly. Squirrel vagrancy is a real problem.
LEXI - MADISON, WI - APPLIED ED

Method: Did you post a bio on WesAdmits?
Lexi: Yes.
Method: Why?
Lexi: Because everyone else was doing it. Also one of my friends posted. And then I thought I should introduce myself because why not?
Method: Spell “Weshop.”
Lexi: Fuck, uh… “w-e-s-h-o-p.” Is that right?
Method: It actually is. Most people here don’t even get that right….Thoughts on the recent coeducation of Usdan?
Lexi: I don’t even know what that is.
Method: And what is why?
Lexi: It’s very pretty here.
AARON - PHILADELPHIA, PA - UNDECIDED

Method: Did you post a bio on WesAdmits?
Aaron: No.
Method: Why not?
Aaron: They all seemed kind of weird.
Method: Thoughts on mandatory church attendance?
Aaron: Are these questions real?
Method: Thoughts on keeping your socks on during intercourse?
Aaron: What?
Method: What is WeScam?
Aaron: No idea. Do you actually care about any of these answers?
AARON - ATLANTA, GA - UNDECIDED

Method: Do you remember having biology with me in high school?
Aaron: Yeah, I remember. It was a lot of fun.
Method: Thoughts on the Yik Yak class taught by Roth?
Aaron: I don’t know what that is.
Method: What year was Wesleyan founded?
Aaron: A long time ago.
Method: How many square feet is the Wesleyan campus?
Aaron: Very large.
Method: Define first, second, and third base.
Aaron: I don’t want to answer that question.
Method: Did you go to Boss Hill yet?
Aaron: No, not yet.
Method: Do you think I’m pretty?
Aaron: Sure.