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WORDS: METHOD STAFF
1. Stop Drinking ALL green alcohol.
2. Kiss less freshmen.
3. Kiss more freshmen.
4. Stop trying to make out with senior film majors to Blink 182.
5. Stop drinking Usdan coffee.
6. Stop talking about how bad sophomore year was.
7. Eat a goddamn vegetable.
8. Don't be scared to splurge for good cheese.
9. Offend fewer people from the bay area.
10. Drunk text that alum you hooked up with in LA, less.
11. Get stoned and sing Rhye, more.
12. Live every night like it's bar night.
13. More goose (canada, grey, or otherwise)
14. Less vomit (on metronorth or otherwise)
15. Stop saying "Wesleyan isn't fun," you're not fun.
16. Stop pretending you didn't date a herb. Look at his twitter handle.
17. Stop having hangovers that last until 7 pm. Daylight is hard to come by.
16. Talk less about our Moms. Talk more about our Moms. Don't forget about Moms.
17. There is a statute of limitations on how long you can talk about an ex. Gauge who cares, and adjust accordingly.
18. Make more cocktails
19. Make more cocktails.
20.Make more cocktails.
21. Cry in the Usdan bathrooms, less.
22. Make cocktails in the Usdan bathroom, more.
23. Don’t be scared to talk to that cutie at that party that you may or may not have winked at that one time.
24. Wesscam season comes sooner than you think. Prepare accordingly.
25. Less ‘homeschooled jungle freak vice.'
26. More 'cocaine lifestyle brand.'
27. Write for Method.