JULIET GELFMAN-RANDAZZO and LUCIA PROCTOR-BONBRIGHT '18
Hey all you candy corn enthusiasts (but is anyone really?), you're in luck: the final countdown has officially begun till the all-anticipated, all-sloppy, and all-festive, all-hallows eve. This year, instead of just whipping out the black leotard and eyeliner to be that tried & true black kitty for the 6th year in a row, we’re here to help with some last minute pumpkin spicy ideas!!
GOING BASIC @ THE LAST MINUTE & NEED AN ANIMAL COSTUME??
DON’T be a sexy black cat (cliché, monochrome, makes me miss my cat but in a weird way)
DO sexy golden retriever (just ask yik yak, puppy=popularity)
DO sexy dead goldfish (in loving memory of the Usdan goldfish, r.i.p.)
NEED A COSTUME TO BRING YOU OUT OF YOUR SHELL?
WesSquirrel: the most outgoing creatures we know! They don’t let anything stop them from reaching their end goal: Nuts.
ARE YOU A FROSH SEARCHING FOR AN OUTFIT?? get original! Here is a quick how-to of some different freshmen housing:
Butts: self explanatory--grab 2 butt-ies and engage your biggest ass-ests for a ri-donk-ulous night!
WestCo: it’s Hallo-weed!!! grab your portable record player, some thrifted/home-made clothes (or just leave the clothes at home @up2), and a cigarette for the road.. it’s going to be a Hall-ucinogenic night (;
Bennet: dust off your sports equipment and get ready for a night of sleeping in prep for 8:30 practice tomorrow morning!
Nics: ???????? (all black errything. turtlenecks suggested but not required) but srsly if you’ve been in nics msg us w/ more info
200 Church: The options are endless; we suggest covering yourself in plaster and gluing a cross to your head with 200 of your friends
1989: T-swizzles new album just dropped, so why not honor it by dressing up as other 1989 babies, such as infant Daniel Radcliffe, Joe Jonas, or Avicii???? You will get lots of great compliments, like “what are you?” and “I don’t get it” and “why are you wearing a diaper and blasting Levels?”
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T DO THIS:
Hopefully, with these freaky costumes in mind, you’ll manage to have a great halloweekend trip-or-treating round town!
xoxo, the Wicked Witches of Wes
photos of dorms courtesy of http://www.wesleyan.edu/reslife/ugrad_housing/frosh_reshall.html
photos of puppy & fish courtesy of Mia Ray